Why Chair Massage?
1) My Rollers and Airbags don’t get tired!
2) I Give Consistently Perfect Massages Each and Every Time!
3) I Give Great Butt! (and I don’t ask for any in return!)
4) I won’t talk about you to other chairs
5) IT’S ALL ABOUT YOU! !
6) I can do it Easy, or I can do it Rough. . You Decide, Every Time!
7) I can do 6 things at Once!
8) Give me 30 minutes and I guarantee you will feel better!
9) Zero Gravity, 4D and Adjustable Intensity!
10) I am Easy, Quick, Convenient, Effective, Affordable.. and you don’t have to get Naked!