Why Chair Massage?

 
 

1)  My Rollers and Airbags don’t get tired!

2)    I Give Consistently Perfect Massages Each and Every Time!

3)    I Give Great Butt!  (and I don’t ask for any in return!)

4)    I won’t talk about you to other chairs

5)    IT’S ALL ABOUT YOU! !

6)    I can do it Easy, or I can do it Rough. . You Decide, Every Time!

7)    I can do 6 things at Once!

8)    Give me 30 minutes and I guarantee you will feel better!

9)    Zero Gravity, 4D and Adjustable Intensity!

10)  I am Easy, Quick, Convenient, Effective, Affordable.. and you don’t have to get Naked!